This is really stupid, but also a good excuse to get to know your terminal.
Most computer stores sell Macs these days. Most salespeople are good at their pitches and bad at computers. Most stores have their Macs running so you can try them out, tempting you to buy one. All Macs have python and netcat installed. I wonder if that can be hoisted into a good old geeky prank?
Spoiler: It can. That is exactly what this post is about. It is also a major waste of time for everyone involved. Please read on. If you’re more into visuals, here’s a youtube clip of me wasting time.